Kel and I noticed something last night. Of all the award shows going on now, the Oscars have to be the worst. Boy, did it suck. And they could have shaved off about 3 hours of crap, if they took out that rediculously long singing and dancing number at the beginning of the show. I don’t know, maybe it’s me. Maybe I’m asking for too much. I just know that if Joan Rivers is the most entertaining part of the show, there is a problem. And I HATE Joan Rivers. I love the MTV movie awards. They’re fun to watch. Of all the award shows, the Oscars should be the most entertaining, since they are 14 friggin hours long. I’m tempted to send the academy a bill for my time. What a waste of a Sunday night.

Oh, and I wasn’t suprised at any of the winners. Pretty much pegged them all. When someone says “I don’t know, they say that Bill Murray is going to win” I just want to know who “they” are. Because “they” are idiots. I think we should give “they” a big giant wedgie.

Oscar night was a gip. Boo