I went to the doctor yesterday for my last test, and to get all my results. My last test was a chest doppler. I was lucky enough to get Helga, formerly of Helga’s House of Pain and Bondage, as the nurse who did my doppler. I didn’t know until yesterday that when they do a doppler on your heart, they actually attempt to push the ultra sound wand through your chest. I got fucking bruised.

And seriously, is all that goopy shit necessary? I mean, Helga didn’t care about wasting that shit, when it was said and done, I looked like a baby calf that was just born.

After the test was over, I had my appoint with Dr. Korkegian (that spelling is pretty close to correct). Good news! I’m not dying. I actually got a clean bill of health. My heart is strong, very strong actually. My carotid doppler was normal, my blood was normal (close enough, one thing but should be a non issue), hell even my chloresteral was good! Which suprised my wife. And, my MRI/MRA was fine. He told me that as long as I saty the same weight, keep on my blood pressure meds, and keep off the smokes, I should be just fine, and he’ll see me in 6 months.So the only ting truley screwed up was my blood pressure.

The only downside to this whole thing is that there is no explaination to what happened to me, that sent me to the doctors to begin with. But, it appears to be only a fluke thing, which is fine with me.