Kelly and I are flipping the channels and the movie the Saint is on. It was the scene where Elizabeth Shue was explaining cold fusion. I don’t like her. Here is how this works, and anyone who knows me, also knows about this.

Picture a bus. This bus is going off a cliff. You have the ability to add any celebrity you can’t stand, to the bus. Who would you add?

Here is my list of female celebs that would go on my bus. Keep in mind that this list is always growing and changing. The one thing I’ve noticed is that a role someone plays can influence whether or not you want them on the bus. I’ll use Edward Norton’s character Worm in the film Rounders. By the end of that movie, you hated Worm. That means that he did a great job acting in the role. Sometimes this backfires, in my mind at least, and makes me despise the person. Like Ms. Shue in The Saint. Anyway, here’s a preview of my bus list, feel free to post a comment if you agree, disagree or would like to add or subtract someone.

Bette Midler
Sigourney Weaver
Oprah Winfery
J Lo. Fat is not hot. Which brings me to my next seat:
Cameron Manhiem. This one might come as a suprise to some of you, seeing how she’s not really a popular actress. I saw some interview with her where she was explaining her book. The book entitled “I’m a fat tub of shit, and proud of it” (something like that) and I just hate that attitude. You should try “I’m a fat tub of shit, and I need to shed a few…..hundred”.
Whitney Houston
Mariah Carey

You’ll notice that the ultimate asshat did not make the list. It wasn’t an oversight. Technically, she’s not on the bus. But Barbera Striesand is in fact strapped to the front bumper. The bus is going over the cliff forwards after all.

Just a taste. Please let me know who else should be on here.