How would one person gain 20 pounds in two months? Not trying of course. I mean someone who has watched their weight for a while now. Someone who busted their ass to lose 40 pounds by running several miles a day, EVERYDAY, for months. Someone like yours truly.

You want to know how to gain the weight back quick? It’s very easy to do. All you have to do is quit smoking. Son of a bitch. I quit smoking and started eating. I didn’t even know it was happening till it was too late. Now here I am, another uphill battle, back on the regiment. Eating right, working out, busting my ass to get back to where I should be.

The easiest solution would be to go get a pack of cigarettes. No one likes a quitter anyway. I told Kelly last night that I was half a step away from going and getting one. Here’s the problem. I don’t really want a cigarette. I have no real craving for one. I think about them, but deep down inside, nothing. So now I’m fucked. I can’t even turn back to smoking to help. 99% of the people I talked to said quitting smoking was great. They all lied. For those of you out there wanting to quit, let me give you some advise. Forget it. First you get the never ending cold. I’m STILL not sure if I’ve gotten rid of it. Everyone tells you that everything tastes better and smells better. Bullshit. The only thing that smells better, IS A GOD DAMN CIGARETTE! And now this weight gain crap. I tell you what, if I would have known then, what I know now, I wouldn’t have quit, I would have upped the intake!

For all the kids that read this site (read 0) smoking sucks. Had I not started in the first place, I wouldn’t be here like this now. It was the crappiest thing I could have started doing 14 years ago. If I could go back in time, I’d slap that little sucker right out of my own mouth. Keep that in mind.

But, that still doesn’t change the fact that the next person who says “you’re doing great” is getting the shit kicked out of them.