Nov 30
COOL!

I need one of these. We all need one of these. Let’s all get them and run around beating the shit out of eachother, what do you say?
www.thinkgeek.com 120 bucks. You’d almost have to get the Darth one, right?
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I need to get one of those for Julia!
Drool.
I could get back at my kids for beating the crap outa me with their plastic ones for the last two years.
SMACK: I am your daddy!
I think these are so cool. They’re really not that expensive at $120.00. Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker and Mace Windu. Seriously though, who the hell is going to buy a Mace Windu?
You buy the Darth for the office, and the Windu to smack the kids around.
You guys are all dorks, those things aren’t real, they don’t work. You would look like a bunch of stupid kids playing with stupid toys. If you were within 20 meters of me right know I would light your asses up with my Star TREX Captain Kurk Phaser from The Wrath of Khon, at least Star Trex is more realistic because it could really happen.
Seriously though do you think any Jedi has ever had to light saber wip someone? You know like sometimes a pistol runs out of bullets and you end up having to smack some asshole across the face with the side of the gun. Or if you don’t need to kill the person but you do need some info. I’m just saying how cool would it be if in the next movie some Jedi turned of the light and smacked someone across the face with the handle.
If you get one for Julia I hope it comes with directions for medical treatment when she chops Andrew in half with it!
Clay… I fear for miss maddie…
YOU SCARE ME..
BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!