Another Survivor season is over. Chris ended up winning the million. My girl, Twila, came in second. She was such a piece of crap, I was actually voting for the other guy. Ah well. We were talking about the next Survivor last night, and we decided that Survivor-Belle Isle would be a fun one to watch. I can see Jeff Probst wearing his bullet proof vest standing in the middle of a picnic area.
“Well survivors, you’ve spent 3 days on Bell Isle already, and it’s been a tough three days. We’ve already lost 4 contestants to drive-bys. But here you all are, and welcome to your very first reward challenge. Ready to see what you’re playing for? (pulls cover off table) The winner of this challenge will take back to camp a 9mm Berretta and a box of ammunition. At least now, you can shoot back.”
We’ll start off with two tribes. But for this Survivor we’ll call them “gangs”. They will be the red and the blue. After the merger, they will become the “Purple Gang”.(Detroit gang reference, you like that huh)
We’ll drop the people off at the Belle Isle zoo with nothing but the clothes on their back. They will then have to stake out a picnic area, and control a barbecue. That’s how they will make “camp”. From there, it’s all survival. This will also be the first time that the survivors themselves will be shooting the show, as the network won’t find anyone dumb enough to be a graveyard shift cameraman for this show. For this reason, all tribal counsels will either be moved to the morning, or Probst will conduct them via satellite. I still haven’t worked out how he’ll tally the votes though, I’ll let the networks figure that one out.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’d watch it.