Okay, I admit it. I watch this show. But unlike everyone else that tells you this exact same thing, I actually do stop watching the show after the auditions are over. I really don’t watch it once all the contestants get to Hollywood. It’s just not entertaining. I really mean that.

I like Simon. He’s funny. He’s mean, but that’s why he’s funny. Some of these people that think they have talent, need to be told that they suck terribly. If only to save some of us that accidentally end up at a bar on kareoke night. I went to a casino, and they had kareoke on the main stage. What kind of casino puts kareoke on the main stage? I mean come on, that’s just piling on. Not only are we taking your money, but we’re subjecting you to horrible high school choir/glee club rejects that think they actually have some talent. Guess what people, it’s not that the talent scouts aren’t seeing you, you just suck. Besides, everyone knows that companies like William/Morris agency send out agents to dive bars during kareoke hour.

Anyway, if you haven’t watched the show, at least try to catch the first few episodes. There are some gems hidden in there, as far as comedy goes.

Oh yeah, I want to choke Ryan Seacrest with my bare hands. I have a hard time beleiving that anyone can suck as bad as that dude does.

ROUVALIS OUT!