I thought that there would be a lot for me to go off about today, after a big awards show like the Oscars. But, I was wrong. It was a pretty good show. Chris Rock was a good host, he’s funny as hell anyway. And no one was really out of control with their speeches. Well, Hillary Swank could have shut the fuck up 10 minutes before she did, but other than that, it wasn’t bad. Wait, I forgot, Sean Penn is a dick. Chris Rock should have walked out on stage while Sean Penn was spewing about Jude Law, and bitch slapped him. That would have ruled.

Other than that, pretty uneventful show. Hillary Skank, Jaime Fox and Morgan Freeman won, no suprise there. Scorcese got jammed again, and didn’t win best director. Then Million Dollar Baby won for best picture.

Speaking of Million Dollar Baby. I know the suprise ending, and I haven’t seen the movie yet! How do I know this? Was it Eileen again? Nope. Two, count them, TWO separate TV shows that I watched both said what the ending was. WTF?!? Big suprise ending, and people are talking about it on TV. I mean, at least wait til the damn thing is on video for that. No need for me to see it now, thanks a lot asshole TV show guys.