Jul 20

Click it or Ticket

Category: Not Fun

Michigan has a seat belt law. I think this law is stupid. But we won’t get into that.

What I want to talk about today, is the “Click it or Ticket” zones. I drove through my first click it or ticket zone yesterday. Apparently, there is no more crime in my area! Yea, we can all rejoice. Crime no longer exists in my city!

There is no other explaination for the entire god damn police force sitting in this click it or ticket zone. I’ve never seen this many cops in one space before. There were more cops sitting on 14 mile road yesterday, then there is at the damn policemans ball.

I never realised what kind of absolutley rediculious waste of resources these stupid “zones” are. The cops have nothing better to do than to bust a bunch of people driving home from work, for not wearing their seatbelt? I bet I could drive through the shitty parts of Warren, and find plenty for them to do. I almost felt bad for the poor shlep that has to stand out on the grass to “ID” these criminals not wearing their seat belt.

Seriously. What the fuck. Get back to work. Fight crime. If sommeone doesn’t want to wear their seat belt, who gives a shit. What asshole in the Michigan government decided to dedicate this much time and energy to stopping people from not wearing their seatbelts? Who ever you are, what a GREAT waste of time and money.

I’m just glad that everything else that was wrong with the world, is solved. So the only issue we have to worry about it whether or not someone wears a seat belt.

Okay, let’s be honest, it’s non of my fucking business if you wear one or not. It shouldn’t be the cops either. That’s the dumbest god damn law, that they are dedicating a lot of time to. Think about it. They’ll pull over poor Mr. Johnson after his shitty day at his 9-5, for not wearing his seat belt, and give him a ticket, while the ax-weilding phsyco maniac with the pound of cocaine in his glove box, and the severed head in his trunk, who also happens to be drunk as fuck, but remembered to put his seat belt on, drives by without issue.

Good thing they got Mr. Johnson though. What a joke.

FYI
I wasn’t pulled over, I just think that the “seatbelt sting” operation that we dedicate no less than 20 officers to, is a complete waste of time and funds.

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