So I remember about 15 minutes ago, it was Friday afternoon. Seriously, what the hell happened to the weekend? I almost don’t look forward to weekends anymore because they go so fast that the Sunday evening disappointment comes too early. How fucked up is that? I need a therapist.

I have to go get ready for a christening, which is double the excitement for me since not only do I love kids, but I love church! I’m just playing though, it’s for Brian and Andrea and I love them. Except not in a gay way towards Brian, and if Brians reading this, not in that kind of way about Andrea. You know, like family, or really good friends, or….ah fuck it. I want to nail you both.