So, I get a phone call this morning from my Mom. She calls to tell me that she saw something on TV about Scott Peterson. You know, the ass clown that killed his wife Lacey. Anyway, turns out that Scott has been posting online, some forum or something. The interesting part is he’s been going by the online persona of Scotty 2 Hottie.

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Okay, what the fuck? Am I going to have to write a letter to this dickhead to inform him that someones already cornered the market on that name? I’ve used that in online forums and shit for a long time now. There is no way I’m just going to let some asshole, murdering prick come in and steal my name. And of all people, I mean, murderer aside, this guys a complete and total douchebag. I couldn’t get a cool murderer/internet stalker? Wait, I guess that’s a good thing. Sill though, fuck that guy.