GOD DAMMIT SEANS PENNS A DICKHEAD!

Seriously. Drew and Mike were talking on the radio this morning about these idiot celebs that go to “help” out the victims of the hurricane. By help, I of course mean, bring down their publicist, a photographer, and a small press core to document them showing up in NO for what seem to be no god damn reason. I mean, Sean Penn went out in a boat to “rescue” victims, but he had so many people in his boat to document how fucking great he was, that he didn’t have any room for people! Then you have Oprah who shows up, only to be a big fat anchor to the effort because she’s doing a TV show. There are celebs out there that can contribute to the effort without having a photographer document everything they do. Not all celebs are bad. Did you even know that Kevin Smith was helping out? No? It’s because he didn’t have a fucking press conference to let everyone know he was. Geraldo Rivera, you know the asshole with the 70’s porn mustache that couldn’t be any farther disconnected from regualr society, rescued a woman from her house. When a second reporter went over to ask the doctor about the woman, the doctor replied “I’ve already seen this woman”. The reporter asked how he already saw this woman to which the doctor replied “Geraldo made her walk back to her house, and then back to the van again for a second take”.

Can you fucking beleive it.

All of these celebs that are helping only to get their name in the news make me sick. Stop trying to compete for the media time.

I love this quote from Darren Garnick of the Nashua Telegraph:
“Author John Grisham put up $5 million. Steven Spielberg, $1.5 million. George Clooney, $1 million. And ?Wheel of Fortune? host Pat Sajak chipped in $200,000 ? which proportionately makes him more generous than the previously mentioned bigwigs combined. “