Archive for October 5th, 2005

So the carpet guy fixed the hole

October 05th, 2005 | Category: Fun

and you can’t even tell where it was. So that’s cool.

One thing I can say for sure is, the carpet repair guy wasn’t afraid to use cologne. I mean, some people might be afraid of what people would think, if they bathed in Joop. Not this guy. No, there is no way this guy is going to let someone tell him how much, is too much. Seriously though, I could smell him the second he got out of his truck. When he walked into the house, the dog looked up to me as if to say “Daddy, what is that horrific stench? Could you please make it go away? It’s hurting my nose” It was so bad, that Kel came home 10 minutes after the guy left, and the first thing she said was “damn, that guy wore a lot of cologne!”

Maybe he was going clubbing after he left my house.

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