Oct 28
Good morning….
How’s your morning going so far? Mine? Oh great. Thanks for asking. Well, it’s going great except for just spilling magma hot mother fucking coffee all over my desk, and my hand. I think I just melted the flesh right off of my arm. And I LOVE coffee stained paperwork. Nothing spells professional like a big giant folgers streak going down the cover sheet of a report. Also, I’m glad I use cream and sugar in my coffee. If not, I would miss out on the absolute joy of having everything on my desk, sticky for the rest of the day.
Does anyone else smell burning hair?
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Coffee sucks.
Do the Dew!
I was doing a boatload of ordering late the other night.
I found this cool plant and bought a ton of ‘em.
There called an E-plant and when it sprouts it has @ symble on the leaves and other icons thruout the plant. The lable is hilarious.
It says to turn your plant on add water.
It is an ivy that grows around your monitor and is imbedded with symbols. Wild.
We just “turned ours on” and will keep you posted if it is real.