Oct 26
So…
I’m getting old. I need glasses for when I work on the computer. I have 20/20 vision, I just have some issues with lighting and flickering lights. So heavy flourescent lights, and computer screens. Basically……work.
Anyway, I’m talking to Joey, and I tell him I’m getting glasses, and he busts out laughing. I ask why he’s laughing, and he tells me that I’m getting old. Well shit. Thanks Joe, I never thought of it like that. Sonofabitch. I am getting old. My 30th birthday is one month from tomorrow, and I’m fucking falling a part.
Sweet.
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If you cant say anything nice say nothing at all.
I am saying nothing………………
man this is hard…………………
I made the mistake of making eye appointment at the same time as my daughters, when he told me I will be needing bifocals soon to read my daughter almost fell out of her chair. I have heard nothing but that since.
When your 30 your the same as 20 just better financed!
Try pushing 40.
at least you still got your looks!
And I bet you’ll look hot in glasses. HAHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA. HA haha hA!! Dork! Old Dork!! Seriously you may as well wear a short sleeved dress shirt with a front pocket for a pocket protector and all your pens. Don’t forget to button the top button. I’d kick your ass myself if I wasn’t so old and fucked up.
lol