Good one
I read this on one of the forums I frequent.
Two buddies are in Maine for a camping trip. On the way, they stop inn at a bar for a drink. 1 turns into 2, then into 3…
After a couple of hours of bar talk and dumb games someone suggests a game of 20 questions. Camper #1 decides to pick a word, he thinks and thinks then comes up with one no one will ever guess “moosecock”.
Proud of the fact he’s going to stump the whole bar he turns to local #1 and tells him he’s ready to start.
Local #1; “is it bigger than a bread box?”
Camper; (shrugging his shoulders) “yes?”
Local #1; “can you eat it?”
Camper; (again, shrugging his shoulders) “yes?”
Local blurts out “MOOSECOCK!!”