Happy Birthday Eileen and Elaine!

I think that every 5 years or so, people who suck at driving should have to go back to drivers ed. How can we tell who sucks? Well, every car would have an alphanumeric code on it, and I would call and report those assholes whenever I run into them on the road. Then I would run the drivers ed class, and anyone who I felt couldn’t really handle themselves would get their liscence revoked.

Like this morning for example, I would have called in at least a half dozen idiots. I also would have called in a complaint for that kid at the bus stop that didn’t realize the big fucking yellow bus was sitting there with it’s flashers on for 10 minutes. (what felt like 10 minutes) No, don’t worry about traffic kid, we’re just trying to get to work. Take your time walking the twelve feet from the sidewalk to the bus. It’s perfectly normal at that one bus stop, for that one kid, to take that long. The bus driver would end up in my class also, for the simple fact that after the first 2 minutes of sitting there waiting for that brat to notice that he was there, he should have at least honked the horn to try and get their attention. Hell, I almost did and I was a good 5 cars back.

Nice commute this morning. How was yours?