Congrats to Bonnie for winning this seasons Survivor. Danni pulled it off in the end. Rafe just couldn’t shut the fuck up long enough to back into the top two where he had a chance to win. No, he had to open his God damn mouth, and basically ask to get voted out.

I don’t get it. I’ve been watching Survivor for a while now, and I don’t understand what happens to people on that show. First of all, they only know eachother for 39 days maximum. So all this talk about friendship and hurting people is bullshit. 39 days. That’s it. It’s not like they’ve known eachother forever, and are ruining an actual friendship. No, when this is over, they won’t even speak to eachother anymore. So why is it that every show, we have some asshole who completely blows their chances of winning in the name of friendship and good sportsmanship? WTF? This is a game you morons.

We have Rafe, who had a deal with Danni that they would take eachother to the final two if they won the last immunity. Danni wins the last immunity, and Rafe immediatly tells her that he won’t hold her to her promise. What!?! Why even open your mouth? Here I am, having Rafe in our Survivor poll, yelling at the TV for him to shut the fuck up! Just be quiet and make it into the final 2! But he doesn’t. Instead he fights for 38 days. Beats everyone else, just to open his mouth and screw himself out of at least 100 grand. Nice job dickhead. 38 days to be the first loser that wins…nothing. He might as well had gone out first, at least he could have eaten food over those 38 days. Idiot.

Then you have Stephenie and Rafe deciding to take Danni into the final 3, instead of Lydia. Lydia was terrible at challenges. Never won anything. She would have been extremely easy to beat in the last immunity challenge, but for some unknown reason, they vote Lydia out and keep Danni! Worked out real well for you two idiots didn’t it? Dannit won. The point of Survivor is to remove the strongest from the game, first, before they are a threat to you. So they get rid of the strongest all the way to the end, and then keep the strongest and get rid of the weakest! Brilliant move by these rocket scientists.

I’m now convinced tha CBS purposely picks immotional trainwrecks for this show. People who get so attached to other people over a span of 30 days, that they would give up a million bucks for their friendship. Makes for better drama I guess. Any normal person would be able to exploit these immotional rejects, and handily win that game. I’m sure of it.

Cindy won a challenge where she won a car. She had the option to give up her car, and in doing so, awarding a new car to the 4 other contestants. She decided to keep the car. As far as I’m concerned, that is the only choice. Giving up the car, for a bunch of people you just met, is retarded. These people would still vote you out in a heartbeat, even after you gave them a car. Why? Because you’re still playing a game for a million dollars! The survivors that said they couldn’t believe that Cindy kept the car, and they would have given it up are one of two things. Full of shit, or absolute idiots.

BTW
Steph didn’t even deserve second place. She was already on Survivor once, and she lost. What made her so special that she deserved to get another shot? If I was one of these Survivors, I would be asking CBS when I fly out for the next show, since it seems like they’re giving second chances to losers. If I was on the jury, my vote would have gone to Danni with the reasoning that it doesn’t matter what Steph did, or how she played the game, she wasn’t getting my vote because she shouldn’t have been there to begin with.