WOW. These are the top eleven Chuck Norris facts:

#1 Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

#2 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#3 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

#4 The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#5 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

#6 Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

#7 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

#8 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#9 Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

#10 In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

#11 There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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Any UFC fans out there besides me?

I have some news. Royce Gracie is returning to the UFC in May, and taking on Matt Hughes for the title.

Let that sink in a second……

For real. I’m God damn excited.

Don’t forget, my house February 4th, Couture/Lidell 3 on PPV.

The latest scam from the Madison Heights area which happened to me at Oakland Mall.

Two good looking 18 year old women with wet T-shirts approach while you’re still in the car.

One starts wiping your windshield with a Squigee, the other comes to your window saying ‘Hi’ while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her shirt, impossible not to look.

When you offer a few dollars for the window-clean they say no and ask for a ride to another Shopping Center. You agree and tell them to sit in the back.

On the way they start having Lezbo sex in the back seat.
Then one of them jumps to the front seat & starts to perform oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday, but I couldn’t find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful.