So, I decided that I hated my Survivor people, without ever meeting them. I was right. But the good thing is that I won’t have to look at my girl anymore….because the botch got voted out the first night. Awesome.

After I watched the episode last night, I thought that there was no way those women would vote off Tina. She was the only one who was worth a damn around camp. But on day one, they voted out the strongest person in thier tribe. Brilliant. I’m thinking, maybe day one isn’t a good time to worry about voting off the strongest, maybe they should be worried about things like food, and shelter. Instead, they vote out Tina, a fucking lumber jack (lumber Jill is just stupid), and keep the lady afraid of leaves.

AFRAID IF FUCKING LEAVES

I hope those bitches starve to death.

On a lighter note, my guy made an early alliance last night. If you saw the episode, he was the guy who was so pale during tha challenge, you could see his pastey ass from space. Which makes sense, since he’s a retired astronaut. Kel asked “he’s so old, was he like the first astronaut?” which was funny as hell.