Do you know what that means? How about “hammer”? I do. Why? Because I’ve been watching curling in the olympics on CNBC for 3 days now. You heard me right. Friggin curling.

Curling

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It’s like crack. I don’t want to watch it anymore, but I can’t stop.

SOMEONE HELP!

John Stewart is my hero.

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Anyone watching the Olympics? I do a little, but they are kind of boring. What I don’t get is why is figure skating on everytime I turn on the coverage? Seriously, WTF?

You got the long program, short program, medium program, shorter then long but longer then short program, slightly over medium program, and 3-day straight program. How fucking long does it take to have a figure skating competition?

So, I’ve watched a lot less of the Olympics since 85% of it is ice dancing or whatever the fuck it’s called. I did watch both men and womans half pipe, which was solid, and some of the down hill skiing. I love how the American Mens Ski team has been billing themselves as the best team ever, and they pretty much suck ass. Except that young guy, the one guy that wasn’t supposed to win anything. He’s the ONLY one of them to win a medal. That’s funny shit. Maybe next time, wait till AFTER you do something to brag about it, dumbasses.