It’s Friday, and it couldn’t have come sooner. So far this morning I’ve dealt with some asshole on the road who was going to read the paper instead of pay attention to what the fuck he was doing. And of course, that dickhead takes the exact same route to his job, as I do. Because of the 176 year old lady in the right lane driving the EXACT SAME FUCKING SPEED as the newspaper guy, I was stuck behind this prick the whole way in. I swear I wanted to ram him off the road, pull over, and shove that fucking newspaper down his throat. He’s the reason I don’t carry a gun.

I finally got around that guy, only to roll into work about 10 minutes late. Normally, no big deal. Until I realized that I was the only one here. The girl who answers the phones didn’t show up, and neither did her husband which is the only guy in sales. I had to run and answer the phones, which I don’t really know how to work, until someone else showed up today. I should have just let them ring, because there was no one in sales yet to transfer the calls to!

Fun morning so far…..hows your day?