Kel’s friend Kelli…wait….yeah, that’s right. Kel’s friend Kelli is getting married today. My wife Kelly, which I will refer to as MyKel for the remainder of this message to avoid confusion, is standing up in the wedding.

So MyKel has the day off today. Her and Kelli are going to get their hair “did”, and whatever else it is that chicks do on their wedding day.

I won’t be able to make it to the ceremony today, because of work, but I hear the place they’re getting married at is really nice. As a matter of fact, two of the people that I work with got married there also. It just so happens that they married eachother. I am going to the reception tonight though.

Normally, I don’t like weddings/receptions. I’m not anti-social or anything (actually, I am)but I’m also not a big drinker and if you’re not a big drinker, watching other people get smashed is not only boring, it’s flat out annoying. However, I’m actually looking forward to tonight. A bunch of people I work with are going, and they happen to be people I like! w00t! Besides, I’ve known Kelli forever and I wouldn’t miss her wedding.

So, Kelli and Chip, enjoy today. Have a great day, and I’ll see you guys tonight at the reception.