So, last week was the premier of the show Dancing with the Stars. I watched the whole episode. Two things I realised from this. One, that show sucks. Bad. Two, Mario Lopez is a god damn liar.

He comes right out and says that he’s never had any dance training at all, and that this is all new to him. Um…hello liar, did you forget that you were on a show called Saved by the Bell? We all saw you dance on that show a hundred times. Why would he even try to bullshit everyone? He’s on film dancing for Christ sake.

Then you have Joey Lawrence trying to pull the same shit. He says he hasn’t danced since he was 7. Umm, you had like 2 music videos dumbass. WTF is wrong with these idiots?

Not that I care, because the show does actually suck quit a bit, but I hope Emmit Smith wins. At least he hasn’t flat out lied to everyone.