Hey guys, I just wanted to introduce you to Aaron Fotheringham. You all should know him for the simple fact that this world that you know, is his. We’re all just living in it.

Have you guys seen those VW commercials where people are just driving down the road talking about whatever, and out of nowhere they get T-boned by some random truck blowing a light in an intersection? Or they slam into someone pulling out of their driveway? The commercials almost make you jump. They are advertising the safety features of the new VW’s. The only problem that I can see is that this morning I saw a brand new, white Jetta driving down 14 mile and I had an almost uncontrollable urge to slam my Hummer into them. I turned into 7-11 to get some coffee, and when I pulled back out onto 14, I saw another new white Jetta. Again, I wanted nothing more then to push that little car into an intersection, just to see if it can withstand the crashes the commercials show.

Is that wrong?