Found this online….died laughing

So You Think You Can Dance started last night. That show is great. Maybe it’s because I’m an old breaker, but it’s just damn entertaining. For those of you that haven’t seen this show, here is a clip of what you’re missing, watch it till the end….trust me, it’s worth it.

So I got my motorcycle, and I’ve been cruising around for 2 days totally loving it. Yesterday, somewhere between visiting Clay at Denewiths, and going over to Kim and Mikes, I picked up a nail in my rear tire. You believe that shit? Two fucking days, and I have to replace a brand new tire already. This wasn’t a little nail either, this was like a giant bolt. WTF?

I am loving it though, it’s an absolute blast to ride. Gotta call around for prices today so I can get back on the road.

So I’m at Taco bell at lunch today. I order a crunch wrap supreme, and a mexi-melt with no fiesta plus sour. The guy says “$4.01 at the first window please”.

I pull up to the first window, and I hand the girl $5.01. She turns towards the register for a second, then turns back to me with my change and says “okay, that’s $1.02″.

“um, pardon me?”

She says “that’s $1.02 in change”

I said “wasn’t it $4.01?”

She said “yeah, $4.01 and you gave me $5.01″

…..

I said “um yeah….that makes the change a dollar”

The look on her face was priceless. It was a look of complete and total confusion. She just said “um..okay” and handed me a dollar.

Seriously. WTF?

Here’s my new toy:

Happy birthday Mike! Have a great day!!

Heroes is the best show in the history of TV. There has never beeen a show this great, ever. You can’t convince me otherwise, so don’t try. Last nights episode was friggin fantastic! It shocked the shit out of me when Bennett wasted Thompson! Then Linderman?? That rocked! Last night was the first time that I actually felt bummed out that next week is the last episode. I don’t want it to end. They better hurry with the damn DVD’s!!

Anyone going to see it tonight?? We are. 5:00 showing at MJR. Good times! I can’t wait for this movie! I’m such a geek.

I just haven’t had time to post about this yet. How many of you saw Heroes Monday? Those of you that didn’t, go to your garage, turn on your car, lay down in the back seat, close your eyes and take deep breaths. If you’re not watching this show by now, there is something wrong with you. No excuses.

It’s the best show on TV, and last Monday was the best episode yet. It was so good, that I didn’t delete it off my TiVo, so I could watch it again, which I did on Tuesday. What a great show. Only 3 episodes left, which makes me both happy, and sad. Sad that the seasons coming to an end, but happy in the hopes that this first season will make it to DVD quickly. Cross your fingers.