I asked this question around the other day…basically just to see if something landed on this list that I actually liked. So far, nothing has.

Anyway, here is what I’ve got so far:

Speed 2 Cruise Control - I think adding the “Cruise Control” to the name of this movie killed whatever chance it had to be a decent flick. The shitty acting and stupid plot were irrelevant after that.

The Never Ending Story part 2 - This one is funny because Clay has always talked about how much he hates this movie. As a matter of fact, I pretty much new that this was his answer before I even asked him. The reason he hates this movie so much is gold though. In the first Never Ending Story, the evil….thing or whatever was called “the nothing”. Which is basically a big giant nothing traveling across the land, leaving nothing behind it. Kind of dumb…until you see what the evil was in the second one. The “empty”. That’s right, the nothing in the first one, the empty in the second. Nice job writers.

Dumb and Dumberererer (er?) - If you’ve seen this piece of shit, then there is no need for me to say anything at all.

Highlander 2 - Now, as a geek, I loved the first Highlander. The third and fourth highlanders were mildly entertaining also(except for Mario Van Peebles…what a douche clown). The second one however…well I don’t know what that was. For those that don’t know, the Highlander is about immortals living on earth among the rest of us. The only way to kill them is to cut off their head. When you do, you take their power also. So it’s people, living throughout time, that all carry swords with them so they can fight each other when they come across another immortal. What’s not to love, right? Well along comes part two where all of a sudden, people who lost their heads in the first movie are back, and just fine, with no explanation as to how the fuck a headless dead guy, not only is walking around like everything is fine, but they also have their heads back! Compound that with the fact that all of a sudden these “regular people” that found out they were immortal (sometimes getting shunned by their own people because of it), are now said to be aliens, and that in this second movie, they are in outer space. I have no idea what kind of fucking drugs those writers were on, but it must have been some good shit. It was like an entirely different movie. It made no sense at all. None. Zero sense. Nada…

Caddyshack 2 - Starring Jackie Mason. Need I say more?

So what do you want to add to the list?