So who’s watching the Olympics? I am. I really dig them and always have. Don’t know why. A couple of things I’ve noticed from this years Olympics so far. One, Micheal Phelps is crazy good at swimming. Two, the Chinese are a bunch of fucking cheaters, AND I think they have scared some judges into voting certain ways also. I will admit that I don’t know much about gymnastics. I mean, I’m straight after all. What I don’t understand is why anyone would get involved in that sport. When what you do on the floor/whatever apparatus has absolutely nothing to do with you score, and you’re only scored on you popularity in the sport, why the fuck would you want to compete in that crap? I mean, come on, that Chinese chick landed on her knees, and she still won a medal? This is the same reason I stopped watching boxing. Unless there is a knockout, who knows what the judges will do.

Is their any recourse for a judge in this crap? One judge could be having a bad day, let’s say they were cut off by some Bulgarian on the way to the arena, and they decide to take it out on that team, is there nothing that gets done about it? What a bunch of shit.

So I’m just interested in the sports that don’t rely on fucked up judges. So gymnastics can kiss my ass…although it would probably like that.

As far as the rest goes, I’m diggin it. Misty May and Kerry Walsh are killing everyone, Micheal Phelps is silly. The re-deem team is crushing all. It’s fun to watch. There is a sport that Joey saw on TV once that he asked me about, and I had to look it up to see what it was. It’s called handball, and I’ve never fucking heard of it, and I have no idea how it’s an Olympic sport. But it is, and it kind of looks like a lot of fun. Except for the goalie.

I think I want to be an Olympian. I’ll need to do a team sport, just so I have someone to work out with so I don’t get bored. Nothing crazy like the pole vault or anything, I mean something obtainable. So from here on out, every waking minute will be spent practicing my event. You guessed it, mother fucking badminton! Now I gotta find a partner. Any takers?