I just thought some of you may want to know that Wednesday, is in fact, the last day of existence. CERN is firing up their atom smasher that day, and if you listen to the tinfoil hats (and some actual experts) then by them smashing atoms to examine the aftermath, they might inadvertently create little black holes that will expand and consume the universe.

In actuality, we should be okay Wednesday. That’s just the first day of them booting up the cosmic death cannon. In about a month, when they have tested proton beams traveling in both directions down their tunnel, they will fire the beams at each other, and that’s when the real fireworks may happen. I do dig the Ghostbusters likeness. Don’t cross the streams Ray. Hey, it worked to kill Gozer and didn’t unmake the universe then, we may be okay! Ultimately they’re trying to re-create the moment right after the Big Bang to learn more about dark matter, anti matter, uncle matter and all the little matters.

Enjoy your last month in existence. See you in hell!

Anyway, here is the AP article about it: