Hey! lady in the white Saturn SUV. I understand that it snowed yesterday, and that traffic was going to be bad. However, you went ahead and sprung for the SUV instead of just a car, so either use it as it’s intended and drive a little faster, or GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE FAST LANE!

The fast lane…why is this a concept that is so hard for people to grasp?

Anyway, my real question is why is it that when your wind shield wipers start missing spots, it always starts with the spot right in front of the driver? Right now I’m driving down 96, shitty road conditions, posting on my site, 80 mph, and I can’t see shit because my wipers work great except for right in fro t of me.