Dec 17

omg

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Scott

Hey! lady in the white Saturn SUV. I understand that it snowed yesterday, and that traffic was going to be bad. However, you went ahead and sprung for the SUV instead of just a car, so either use it as it’s intended and drive a little faster, or GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE FAST LANE!

The fast lane…why is this a concept that is so hard for people to grasp?

Anyway, my real question is why is it that when your wind shield wipers start missing spots, it always starts with the spot right in front of the driver? Right now I’m driving down 96, shitty road conditions, posting on my site, 80 mph, and I can’t see shit because my wipers work great except for right in fro t of me.

5 Comments so far

  1. Angie December 17th, 2008 11:00 am

    Even better is when your wipers clean in front of the passenger seat when you have no one sitting there!
    I hear ya on the fast lane too, I deal with idiots on I-94 every day and they look at you like “what’s wrong with you passing me?”….people are just stupid!

  2. Aunt Deb December 17th, 2008 7:37 pm

    Could it possibly be your mother-in-law??

  3. Eric December 17th, 2008 7:47 pm

    Dude! I hate people that cruise in the fast lane! They actually have signs on 696 out towards Novi that say, “Keep right, pass left” and people still don’t get it. I had to drive out to 26 & Mound last night while it was snowing, what a mess…I passed an Explorer on 26 Mile and I was going 30 when I passed!

  4. Scott December 18th, 2008 2:59 pm

    I wrote this post in the hopes that the reason that stupid bitch in front of me was driving so slow was because she was reading my website, and maybe she would see this post and get the hint and MOVE!

  5. eileen December 19th, 2008 10:31 pm

    Hey!!!
    I might drive a white saturn and drive
    CAUTIOUSLY, (I don’t drive slow–ask anyone) But I wouldn’t be able to find 96 with a garmin pointing the way. So–I plead innocent.
    If you were driving down 16 mile, well, then maybe!!!

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